August 28, 2007

Signs You're a BAD Driver

Since I've gotten my driving licence in Singapore, I've been driving around in Nard's car often. The thing is, I think I'm a BAD driver, since there's so many people honking at me.. haha.. mind you, I have not driven manual car for ages!

This is adapted from the Reader's Digest (I'm sorry I can't find which month it is published, I only got the page number - 133);

"Signs You're A Bad Driver"

Insurancehotline.com analysed accidents and traffic tickets of 100,000 drivers by astrological sign. From the top down, the worst to best:

Sign: Libra Sept 23 - Oct 22
Traits: Indecisive; craves concensus; flirtatious
Car Karma: Lacks ability to make the snap decisions necessary to avoid a crash

Sign: Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18
Traits: Stubborn; rebellious; unconventional
Car Karma: Ignores the rules of the road, especially speed limits

Sign: Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19
Traits: Risk-taker; imipulsive; childlike
Car Karma: Wants to race you off the line when the light turns green

Sign: Pisces Feb 19- Mar 20
Traits: Daydreamer; theatrical; vulnerable
Car Karma: Doesn't pay attention; prone to bouts of road rage

Sign: Scorpio Oct 23 - Nov 21
Traits: Vengeful; possessive; strong-willed
Car Karma: Might chase you if you cut in front of her in 'her' lane

Sign: Taurus Apr 20 - May 20
Traits: Cautious; deliberate; stubborn
Car Karma: Has an urge to charge at red lights; fails to yield

Sign: Sagittarius Nov 22 - Dec 21
Traits: Talkative; independent; traveller
Car Karma: Argues with police; extreme driving; talking on mobile phone at the wheel

Sign: Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
Traits: Goal-oriented; scheming; traditional
Car Karma: So focused on the destination he ignores speed limits and traffic signs along the way

Sign: Virgo Aug 23 - Sept 22
Traits: Analytical; sceptical; timid
Car Karma: Focuses on minor details (the squirrel) - instead of the big picture (the speed trap)

Sign: Cancer Jun 22 - Jul 22
Traits: Moody; nurturing; family-oriented
Car Karma: Considers other drivers an 'extended family'; manoeuvres car quickly

Sign: Gemini May 21 - Jun 21
Traits: Alert; adaptable; curious
Car Karma: Need for mental stimulation helps her spot changing traffic patterns

Sign: Leo Jul 23 - Aug 22
Traits: Generous; egotistical; optimistic
Car Karma: Strives to be a 'star' driver and be respected for it



So, which one are u? I'm not that bad a driver after all, ranked third from bottom.. haha

3 comments:

Chung Hock said...

Aries is not inside the list ... so thats the only good driver ?? hehe...

angelicwitch said...

Ha! I forgot about Aries..

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Put it in already... U ranked third! Haha!!

Unknown said...

wah!! im the worst driver?!?!
wth?! is this true?? haha..its funny..